Be Mindful.

Irony is...

WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE Part II starring Rob Machado

Cant any of these gaylords make a surf movie anymore without acoustic guitars and a monotone narration? Enough with this artsy bullshit. I crave entire movies of Fecal man parts, pirates with weird voices and ladders on surfboards. Why cant we please make a surf comedy? I got an idea, We should make a surf movie about how there is surf in new york and ohhhh its actually good and ohhhhhh we couldnt believe it but ohhhh, it gets cold, but ohhhh we surf in it anyway because yeahhh we are a bunch of real gung ho shredders, yeaaaahhh. And while I am at, all hungover and worked up, what happen to wipe out sections? Your telling me, your gonna make me sit in a quiet movie theatre, watching something that makes me want to move around in my seat and your not even gonna make me laugh or give me a tall boy on the way in? I dont think so Taylor. (nice name) I just dont think so. Im bringin my own beer to to my own screening of "Wave Hog and Pig Dog" starring Seth Rogen and Ozzy Wright.


...and thats what really grinds my gears.

Captain Bill and The SO ICY.

The dock where the so icy is slipped. Located in Harbor Isle, Island Park. BackYardBoatYard owner, Cesar at the Helm. He looks exactly like a 60 year old boatyard operator would look. Wrinkled, White hair with beard, Brown Cigar, You must earn his respect. He's got a cat that just follows him around. The cat's name is Dummy. And the cat will walk around the boat every chance it gets.

One of Four Bay Houses located across from Harbor Isle. Pretty Sweet. They can't be bought. Only passed down thru the Family.

one more.

Looking East. Brick building is the School Located on Lindell.

Look at all those Teals and Black in that Honey Hole. If I could only find someone to go duck hunting with. Too bad youre all bums.

This picture is the Atlantic Beach Bridge.

And this picture is the Atlantic Beach Bridge after I almost knock out a window with my Big Yellow Darter. I laughed solid for 10 mintues. And am still laughing now. A broken window would have been awesome, but I ll still take ripping the screen.

Bums me out. Killing me. The only house I would live in outside of Long Beach. Just West of Atlantic Beach Bridge. Located smack between an abandoned metal skeleton of a building. And some project or nursing home.

Silver Point Park. Last Jetty. East Rockaway Inlet. East Rockaway Inlet. East Rockaway Inlet.

Captain Bill

Blind people like to laugh too.

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VIKING FUNERAL

this is what it pretty much comes down too,,,,if i ever get terminal cancer...dont stop me from buying a boat so I can eat a bukllet and light that boat on fire. or actually light that boat on fire and then eat a bullet. i dontget why people die in a hospital bed. seriously. ahospital. no. you really gonna die where you dont want too. go home. get your death on, like you want to get your death on. why wouldnt you do something you always thought about. the first time i heard tyhe two words madatory suicide, it was amazing to me. shit. you gonna let someone tell you how you die? nah nigga. i ll do it myself. old yeller style. of mice and men style. you bette. if your done, your done, they are only prolonging death, they aint gonna make you live more. dont ever forget you only live once. *



*if my mom is still alive i have to go by her wishes.